Umpires are Morons

From AP:

Umpire crew chief Bruce Froemming said he never considered stopping the game."It was just a little irritation," he said. "We've had bugs before. I've seen bugs and mosquitoes since I started umpiring. It might not be a perfect scenario."Within about 45 minutes, basically they were gone. There was just about a 10-minute period where everybody was lathering up," he said.

Yeah, you fucktard, a 10-minute period that just happened to decide the game and probably the series. Hmm...I wonder if delaying the game for those 10 minutes would have been reasonable? Nice logic, you fucking half-wit.

Wait...What?

Joba Chamberlain has been thrown out of the game for throwing two pitches high and tight to Kevin "Franchise" Youkilis. No warning was issued.

I can't see the game, thanks to the idiot schedulers, but John Sterling is suitably outraged. It seems asinine to me.

Maybe even Joba knew what an idiot Joe Torre was being, and decided to take himself out of the game so he can pitch Saturday.

Meanwhile, if Edwar Ramirez allows Youkilis to score, the run will be charged to Joba, ending his scoreless streak.