Wednesday, August 31, 2011

That's Cervelli!

After his heroics and agitations against the Red Sox last night, Francisco Cervilli managed an even more impressive feat in post-game interviews: he broke the vaunted and long-held Backup Catcher Third Person barrier.

"That's Cervelli," he said, describing his emotive behavior on the field. Indeed.

Coming this fall to ABC! Wednesdays at 8:30, after Cougartown, catch American's hottest new sitcom, "That's Cervelli!"

Watch the hilarity that ensues when Francisco Cervelli finds himself in some pretty wacky situations:

  • Francisco Cervelli's wife wants him to fix the toilet -- but he just wants to watch football!
  • Francisco Cervelli has two dates to the prom -- and they're twin sisters Tia and Tamara!
  • Francisco Cervelli has to babysit -- for a mischievous Jack Russell terrier!
  • Francisco Cervelli gets a new job -- posing nude at the local art school!
  • Francisco Cervelli claps when he hits a home run -- and gets drilled in the back by John Lackey!

Sunday, August 28, 2011

The Most Hated Yankee Index

Listen. Sometimes you just need to take 16 months off from blogging about the Yankees, OK? Sometimes shit happens. Sometimes you start writing other blogs, and occasionally vent about the Yankees over there.

And sometimes a player drives you so batshit insane with rage that you have to return to your home to write about him there.

Sometimes A.J. Burnett happens.