Thursday, September 13, 2007

He Bleeds Like the Rest of Us!

For the first time in his Major League career, Joba Chamberlain yielded a run. Babies across the five boroughs won't stop crying, though neither they, nor their parents, understand why. The memorial at Ground Zero is just a little more depressing today. The Yankees' road grays are even grayer.

And whose fault is it? That worthless bum, Alex Rodriguez. I KNEW he couldn't perform under pressure.