Another gem of an 8th inning by the team's resident redneck psycho crybaby, Farnsie Farnsworth: 1 IP, 2 H, 1 K, 2 HR.
Well done, Kyle. So glad you're still on the team. A fabulous audition for any poor team that may have been considering acquiring you on waivers.
Meanwhile, both Cleveland and Boston have won today, and Farnsworth has used his special brand of gasoline to take a close game and put it out of reach.
DFA this asshole tonight.