Friday, September 14, 2007

The New England Patriots are Still Cheaters (And Their Fans are Juvenile Whiners)

Of the many entertaining subplots to come out of the revelation that Bill Belichick is a lying cheater in addition to being a douche, the most preposterous is the round of playground attacks by Pats-backers on Eric Mangini, claiming that he's a "tattletale."

Jigga what?

So let me get this straight: Mangini is supposed to notice the Patriots blatantly cheating in a game against his team and allow it to continue happening? Does that really make sense in your baked-beans-addled brains?

When Mike Tyson bit Evander Holyfield's ear off, was Holyfield supposed to smile politely and shake it off, so as not to break any sort of unwritten code?

When George Bush stole Florida from Al Gore, was Gore supposed to happily accept the biased Supreme Court's decision....oh wait...