The Yankees lost 3-2 to the Blue Jays this afternoon, scraping together an anemic five hits against a Jays staff led by the immortal Dustin McGowan.
A pathetic, uninspired performance all around, but if only there were a simple way the Yankees could have added a little more offense today...
What was it about today's lineup that seemed extra awful?
This is a tough one. What was different today that could be easily changed?
Wait! I know!
In a tight, one-run game, you usually don't want a rotting corpse catching and batting ninth! What do I win!?
I knew that formaldehyde smell was coming from somewhere.