JINX!
NO-HITTER IN PROGRESS!
JINX! JINX! HEY, BLOWHARD!! CURT...OVER HERE! JINX!
NO-HITTER!
NOONAN! JINX!
NO-HITTER!
::pats self on back:: Nice job, Psycho Fan. You have saved the baseball world from unspeakable douchery and self-aggrandizement tonight.
