Friday, May 4, 2007

Welcome to the A.L., Bitch

Douche-K's line against the mighty Seattle lineup last night (The #5 hitter, Richie Sexson, is batting .150):

5 IP, 7 ER, 5 H, 5 BB, 1K

Douche-K's MLB stats to date:

3-2, 38 IP, 5.35 ERA, 1.32 WHIP