I've Lost My Edge

Via Deadspin, this site tells you what MPAA rating your Web site would have, if your site were a movie.

The Psycho Fan rates a mere PG. For use of the words "corpse" and "suicide."

Umm...what about "rape"? I have definitely used that one. And isn't "rotting corpse" inherently worse than unmodified "corpse?" And I have most definitely used "fuck." A lot. Usually in reference to the Red Sox or Joe Torre or Carl Pavano.

This is some fucking bullshit. Daddy wants an NC-17. I'll be working toward that goal, I promise you all.