Baseball Commentator Babelfish

"Always gives you a quality at-bat" = "Sucks at baseball"
"Never complains about his role" = "Sucks at baseball"
"Willing to get his uniform dirty" = "Sucks at baseball"
"Great clubhouse guy" = "Sucks at baseball"
"Just a winning player" = "Sucks at baseball"
"Gamer" = "Sucks at baseball"
"Doesn't care where he hits in the order" = "Sucks at baseball"
"Scrappy" = "White"