Seriously, Cleveland? We all know your fucking miserable city isn't worth a dime to anyone, including its own residents. But you can't keep fucking bugs out of your Major League Baseball stadium?
Fuck you, fuck the umpiring crew, fuck fate, and fuck whatever else causes this biblical plague upon Joba Chamberlain and the Yankees. There has never been a bigger screw-job in post-season history. Not even Don Denkinger. The Yankees season was derailed by poor insect control.
FUCK THIS NOISE.
Cleveland doesn't deserve to exist. Ohioans ruined this country with the 2004 election, and now they've ruined baseball. Congrats, fuckers.