Dear ARod:
Congratulations. You're now joining the fine, proud company of Ed Whitson, Kevin Brown and Chuck Knoblauch as players who simply couldn't handle New York.
Now matter how much money you make, no matter how many MVPs you win, it will always be part of your legacy: you're a choker who couldn't come through when it counted, and who took the first chance to slink out of town.
Thanks for the first-round losses, champ! I think we'll survive without you.
Kisses,
PF
