Today is the fifth anniversary of my wedding to Mrs. Psycho Fan. Included in my vows on that fateful day was this: "I promise not to break anything too expensive if the Yankees don't win the World Series."
Now, five years hence, I feel the need to clarify. That vow doesn't include playoff series with the Red Sox. Obviously. I mean...that should just be assumed, right? And it certainly doesn't include series in which the Yankees blow a 3-0 lead to the Red Sox.
Anyway, happy anniversary Mrs. PS, and I'm sorry in advance for the damage I'm about to do in October. Just be grateful the Yankees have made it far enough that I'm able to cause harm to myself and our furniture that late in the year.